Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? Some say love feels like a magical fantasy come true. Others consider it a chemical reaction that only leads to mental sickness. Either way, Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar is a collection of dark allegories that explore these themes using surreal fiction stories and bleak poetry. It's a must-have for those lost romantics who prefer their fables served with an extra goop of weirdness. Let’s ask ourselves the important questions, such as: Can a snake and a rabbit overcome the obstacles of their forbidden love? Can the boy get the girl when incapacitated by depression? Can the bond of siblings single-handedly defeat climate change? Can a couple survive the loss of their child while stranded on a foreign planet? Can you overpower a witch using beer alone? Can we prevent contagious diseases while our cat insists on tonguing itself? Can you even tolerate a poem right now? Embrace the oddity and fall madly in love with these tales! Guaranteed to make you feel all sorts of out of sorts! Buy it immediately!